{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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The Natchaug River is a 17.9-mile-long (28.8 km) river in Windham and Tolland Counties in northeastern Connecticut. The name Natchaug comes from the Nipmuc language and is believed to mean land between rivers.
"}{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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Howard Jonathan Eisley is an American former professional basketball player and current coach. Born in Detroit, Eisley played college basketball for the Boston College Eagles and was drafted in 1994 by the Minnesota Timberwolves. Eisley spent twelve seasons in the National Basketball Association (NBA): six with the Utah Jazz and the other six with seven other teams.
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
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