{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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